How Well Do YOU Know Chuck Palahniuk?
The fun quiz we created to exploit Google
searches
for the name "Chuck Palahniuk"
Did Chuck Palahniuk write Pygmy?
Yes.
Did Chuck Palahniuk write the Twilight series of books?
Sweet Jesus No! Are you kidding me?
Why would you even think that?
Did Chuck Palahniuk once consume a "bathtub full of 'shrooms?"
Oh gosh, definitely. AT LEAST a bathtub.
Does Chuck Palahniuk's mother have nipples the size of nickels?
Actually no - she's known to have "silver-dollar" nipples.
Was Chuck Palahniuk's first girlfriend his
overweight rugby-playing cousin V'Gina?
Depends on who you ask - V'Gina says no... but Chuck says yes.
Scandalous!
While becoming a writer, did Chuck Palahniuk drive a truck for a living?
Allegedly!
Before becoming a writer or driving a truck for a living, was
Chuck Palahniuk run over by a truck and killed?
Yes.
Did Chuck Palahniuk die, ascend to Heaven, end up in Hell, and then
SOMEHOW AT SOME LATER POINT, go on to write Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Haunted, and all the rest of that noise?
Yes. Yes he did.