You've clicked around, watched some cartoons, maybe a few videos. You've laughed, you've cried, you've tapped your foot a time or two. And maybe - just maybe - you've learned something.
At this point - at least, if you're like literally billions of other Americans - I've got a pretty good idea of what you're thinking: "You've done so much for me, manicbaby.com... I just wish there was SOMETHING I could do for you. Anything, manicbaby.com, anything! You just name it!"
Wow - that's so thoughtful of you! And YES, as a matter of fact, there are a few things you could do that would not only be helpful for us, but fun for you as well! We call them our "Hyper-Activities" - here, take your pick:
- Watch, rate, and/or comment on our videos on YouTube (seriously, you'd be the first)!
- Mention us in your blog or website! Embed one of our cartoons or short films (just copy and paste the code located underneath each individual film - for example, Chuck part 1).
- By the same token, write a review, post a link... and as the saying goes, "you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours!"
- ...You know what I'm trying to imply here?
- Contact us! It gets awfully lonely in this dusty old website.
- Print Manic Baby pinups and post them all over your neighborhood. Use supplies from your office or school to save on costs.
- Make a non-tax-deductible donation to the Pudgy Neuter Fund for Hilarity-Based Edutainment and World Peace (aka the Manic Baby Paypal Account).
- Buy a poster, t-shirt, and other miscellaneous crap from our Merchandise page. You'll not only be giving us free publicity, you'll be giving us your sweet, sweet cash. It's a double-whammy! Win-win, baby!
- In a band? We'll make you a video! Get in touch!
- Not in a band? LET'S START A BAND! That'd be #$!%ing awesome!
- Run amok with your favorite delivery robot and talking crotch appendage!
(see also, Lame Anne's Terms).
- Get your cat stuck in a tree. Stand by admiringly as a giant taco shell saves little Fluffy and returns her safely home. No cat? Well... watch this instead. Recommend to all your cat-less friends.
- Saddle up for a rousing adventure of the Old West, set to the rhythms of a jaunty tune by Beach Boy Brian Wilson. No time? Dinner's not ready, and hubby will be home any minute?!? But you KNOW that he'll beat you mercilessly! Quick! Grab the Minute Rice! And while the water's boiling, watch this video!
- Cannibalize your high school chum while floating through a drug-induced, superhero-themed hallucination. Or y'know, just watch a cartoon about it. Oh, what's that, old pal? You've already seen it, you say? WELL WATCH IT AGAIN! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALL WE'VE DONE FOR YOU!?!
- Talented at and/or passionate about writing, acting, cinematography, animation, or film production? Well, do you live in the central Kentucky area? Help us make stuff! Send us an email and let us know your area of expertise.
- Dress as your favorite Manic Baby character for Halloween! Send us a photo!
- Dress as your favorite Manic Baby character for work tomorrow! Send us a copy of your pink slip!
- Using a sharpie marker, write our web address (that's manicbaby.com, folks) in large print all over your body. Walk around naked all day, taking photos for documentation (ADULTS ONLY PLEASE).
- Make a giant, adult-sized diaper using a fitted sheet or blanket. Go to your favorite department stores, malls, restaurants and bars wearing only the diaper, much to the horror of all around. Scream "I'm the MANIC BABY baby! Goo goo! Now give me some @#$*!% amphetamines!" Then crap your pants. Repeat both until the police arrive and drag you away - kicking, screaming and crapping. If it comes up, mention the website.